Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Outta Eggs Kitchen Sink Cookies

Today I felt a little like Amelia Bedelia...I was running late, lost my ID, accidentally work my old navy flip flops with dress pants (hard to remember to swap shoes after taking the dog out), got DRENCHED in a downpour (like pants soaked from cuff to zipper drenched), and then had my workout in the indoor pool thwarted by outdoor lightening. Sheesh.

So I went home (and put on comfy dry clothes) and made cookies. I couldn't decide what kind, so I just started adding stuff. And I was out of eggs. And you know what- they're delicious. Now I am posting a pseudo-recipe, but only to inspire you to give it a try yourself! I'm amazed what cookies can hold up to.

On an related note, comfy/stretchy/drawstring shorts were made for I-made-cookies-cause-my-workout-was-cancelled days.

Here's what I used: (approximately)
3/4 c. butter, softened
1 c. white sugar
1/2 c. packed brown sugar
some vanilla (literally just splashed a little in)
a BIG spoonful of peanut butter (maybe 1/2-2/3 cup? I also gave a little to the dog)
some malted milk powder (1/2 c.?)
1/4 c. water (may not need depending on how dry everything is)
1/4 c. milk
1/2 tsp. baking soda
3/4 c. self-rising flour (though I think you could sub in regular flour and some baking powder, or not run out of eggs)
3/4 c. all purpose flour
1/4-1/2 tsp salt
2 c. quick oats (I'm finding most of the oats work for most baking)
1 c. chocolate chips
craisins (1/2 c.?)
shredded coconut (1/2 c.?...you get the idea-I have no idea how much!)
2 Tbsp. sunflower seed kernels
10 kraft caramels town into little pieces (about 4-5 pieces each)
1 c. rice crispy cereal (yep!)

Here's what I did:
  • preheat oven to 350ish
  • combine sugars, butter, vanilla, and milk. If this is liquidy hold off on the water, if not add it.
  • stir in peanut butter and malted milk powder.
  • add flour, then add baking soda on top of this, then sprinkle with salt, THEN stir to mix in wet ingredients (this is how I avoid the "use two bowls" method). This should still be somewhat runny, definitely easy to stir and not what you'd describe as doughy. If a doughy ball seems to form when you are stirring, then you need to add the water.
  • Stir in oats, then stir in chocolate chips, craisins, coconut, caramels, sunflower seed kernels, and anything else you are adding that won't get soggy (M&M's, raisins, peanuts, etc.). Last, gently stir in rice crispy cereal (and anything else that would get soggy or crushed- I was wishing I had thrown in potato chip crumbs for a salty touch).
  • Taste the dough. Go ahead, it's eggless. See if you want to add more vanilla, peanut butter, or malted milk to change the flavor. Then drop by heaping spoonfuls onto a parchment paper lined baking sheet.
  • Bake approximately ten minutes, or until top and edges are golden brown. Note- this will not puff up or set like you expect from cookies. As a matter of fact, if you try to eat one immediately after removing from the over you'll need a spoon (which I highly recommend!). However, when you return 1/2 an hour later and the cookies are completely cooled you will be able to remove them from the cookie sheet and store/eat. I think it almost becomes a cross between an oatmeal cookie and a brittle of sorts.
So easy, so good, so random. Enjoy.